If you’re under 40 this man will come to your house and beat you to death with a trash can
I literally can’t figure out what this means.
i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me
Doctor: you have the flu
Me cocking my gun: like hell I do
… These kids will rule the world.
THE LAST ONE THO.
these children are perfect
BETTER LATE THAN PREGNANT
there is none so blind as Stevie Wonder
glorious.
a Miss is as good a a Mr.
a bird in the hand is going to poop on you
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
this is so wild, this guy thought his landlord was going into his house and leaving him post-it notes but he just had an extreme case of carbon monoxide poisoning
Modern ghost story
Did reddit save this dudes life
What the fuck
NO BUT I READ THIS WHOLE THING ONCE.
he got the CO detector out, saw that it was in dangerous levels (there was a problem with an underground parkade in his building, iirc), calmly went “shit”, and went to the hospital. If he didn’t get that advice, he would most likely be dead now.
The best part? He didn’t get a webcam app or anything. He just made a folder, called it Webcam, and called it a night in his carbon monoxide induced delirium.
This is honestly one of my favorite Reddit stories.
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